Once I had finished screwing my toe nails to our wooden coffee table on Saturday night i realised that the Twat Factor was Polluting my rather sweet flat screen HD ready TV,
being bowled over with such enthusiasm i took my place on the sofa to start viewing an hours worth of complete and utter cat sick.
Once again the usual crew were there pontificating at there little muses,
Carrying on like they have all led these trail blazing careers in the music business,
I mean what have Danni Minogue, Sheryl Cole, Sonita, Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh actually brought to the music world?
Who the Fuck Knows, I am and always will be totally mystified by the phenomena that is plop factor!!
This Saturday I'll be inserting an hb pencil into my Japs Eye and taking a bath in hot tar so that i can narrowly avoid be assaulted by the travesty that is the aforementioned shite!!!!
3 comments:
We've got Saturday night to look forward to now mate.
I have to watch last weeks Merlin before tonights and, damnit! I want to watch Strictly too!!!
Love ya mate.
One post a week at the very minimum my friend.
Come on. Get it sorted.
"Twat Factor". I'm peeing my pants. Since I'm in the U.S., may I borrow/paraphrase that gem? "American Twat-dol". Perfect!
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